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Hell Hath Frozen Over... Could it be true? A Duke Nukem Forever teaser from 3DRealms?
December 19th 2007, 16:15 MSK by OmegaFoRCe Long long ago, in a Crap far, far away, there were Crappers making fun of 3DRealms and their seemingly unending development cycle of Duke Nukem Forever. Could the legends of a real video game actually be true? And behold - the word of legend: http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29639 Last Saturday we had our annual company Christmas party. It was a lot of fun as usual but it featured one special surprise. It turns out that several people had been secretly working late nights and into the wee hours of the morning preparing a special video for those at the party. They created a short teaser for Duke Nukem Forever.
After seeing the teaser we thought it was something we should share with all of you and while it's just a teaser, rest assured more is coming. Tomorrow, Wednesday the 19th, around noon CST, we will release the first teaser trailer from Duke Nukem Forever. To tide you over until then, here is a screen shot taken from the teaser. Thank you for being fans of the game and for your continued patience. I'd like to thank the people on the team that worked so hard to create this teaser and the friends of 3DR that helped create it (Jeremy Soule and Julian Soule, Frank Bry, Jason Evigan and of course, Jon St. John). |
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No, wait a minute...you're not serious about SoF Payback, are you? Do you know how long I've been waiting for the next installment? If you're serious, please say so, because that was my next 360 purchase...I will NOT fork out cash for a game like that! I was extremely pissed at Gears of War, because I beat the damn game in under ten hours. It's a pathetic, drowning POS team of developers who'll fucking release ANY game that's under ten hours...I don't give a SHIT about the gameplay, that's a slap in the face to customers and a mockery of the respect they have for themselves. I was two inches away from buying Payback yesterday... |
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Okay, I just did some research on that damn game. How in the hell could they have dropped the ball for this one? Sheesh, the youtube flicks looked damn fun, but no way in hell am I going to support this shit. FUCK. Oh well, I've heard good things about Overlord, Guitar Hero 3, and Blue Dragon...but I'll research their asses off first. |
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#154 by Dingle fucking release ANY game that's under ten hours We've seen this argument ever since... games got under ten hours? Which was like, in year... hmmm... ever since Crap existed? |
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I lose interest in most games after less then an hour anyway, so it's not a big deal for me. GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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Dingle, it wasnt done by Gearbox, its the ultimate in shovelware. |
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Yeah what Ds says, word on the 'street' is it's shit. I like games under ten hours too. But when they start dropping below something like 6 hours (and assuming they're linear/nonreplayable) I start wantin' the price to be lowered. Full retail price is still quite a bunch of monies, and there's a limit to what they can put in before we'll start complaining. Portal-length games could be 25-30 bucks and I'd be pretty happy about that. But thank fuck we're at least partially out of the must-have-25-hours-gameplay doctrine, what a boring load of ass some games turned into because they felt they couldn't cut all the bullshit. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Desert Bus is longer than 10 hours. |
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Complaining about the length of a game is a specious argument. It's a lazy way to say that a game wasn't fun enough or had too much filler or didn't fully exploit its premise or whatever. Say what you mean dammit! "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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A game needs to be always fun. That's a constant. So the full statement goes something like: For sixty bucks I expect seven or more hours of fun. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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All fun is not created equal. Uncharted is a fun game. Crackdown is a fun game. But Crackdown is much more fun than Uncharted. The amount of fun in a game is not solely based on quantity. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Yeah, I doubt anyone will disagree with that conclusion. With that in mind I still expect x hours of fun for y amount of money. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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You're part of the problem. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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You're off the case, McGonigle! "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Complaining about the length of a game is a specious argument. It's a lazy way to say that a game wasn't fun enough or had too much filler or didn't fully exploit its premise or whatever. Say what you mean dammit! Well no, a game can be fun and just be over too soon. Gun was like that. |
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I'd rather play 10/10 fun game that lasts for an hour than only slightly entertaining 10 hour game. But still, for $20+ I'd expect more than one hour of gameplay, even if it was pure platinum fun. But of course, with platinum-grade fun you can usually enjoy replay. Portal was fun even for the 2nd time, even when it had the same linear story. OMG, STORY, BOB, STORY! |
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Portal was slow enough the first time through. The second time it was torture. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Holy shit, Crackdown is $15 today at Amazon. Buy buy buy! "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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You're right on that, it was slow for an FPS, and maybe even for puzzle game at moments (walking, waiting for platforms, etc). It wasn't slow for adventure/logic game. Don't forget that Portal was more of an experiment than real FPS/puzzle/adventure/whatever game. I wouldn't say it was GOTY. Which reminds me of the list topic. |
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That's why I don't get that the Qt3 groupthink is sucking some hefty Portal cock. I mean, it's an interesting experiment with a great game added to it (because without the final level, it would've been really boring). But GOTY? It's just not big and ambitious enough for that. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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It's a GOTY candidate because, even though it is very short and ramps up too slowly, it doesn't have any filler or annoying parts. It doesn't outreach its grasp. I feel sorry for anyone who can't appreciate that. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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It had annoying parts. Almost every part that had going up on moving valves in it. |
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And of course the short comment is just referring to the main story. Like Peggle, the extra content increases the length of the game several times over. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Orange Box is GOTY, Portal alone? Hm. I don't really think so… though I do agree with Bob, so I'm not exactly Mr. Opposite. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Orange Box is not a game. |
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It's a box. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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Orange Box is not a GOTY candidate, but Portal is. All that other shitty shit in the box drags down the whole. "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Orange Box is one game for the 360. And orange Box, for normal people Bob, represents the best singleplayer actiongame since… ever, the best multiplayer experience in years, and to top it off contains a fantastic and unique puzzle-solving gem of a game. It's GOTY material (again, for normal people) because it so massively over-delivers on several genres simultaneously. But still, Portal was the best part of PC Orange Box for me too. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Gaggle is the new Bob. 1. Orange Box is a box with 5 games, not a freaking game. Come on, you can tell the difference, can't you? 2. It may be purchase of a year, if you like its components. 3. HL2 is NOT best nothing ever. 4. Not now, not last year, not ever. |
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+2x "the" |
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96 metascore means it's considered a fantastic game by normal people. Again I stress the normal part because I don't really give two shits that Bob (or yours) GOTY lists fails to include it. It's not my favorite either, but the raised issue was about the QT3 groupthink and I'm stating what most would consider the normal opinion on this product. And again, Orange Box is considered a game. Of course it's a collection, but it's considered a game in the sense that "dude, you should go buy Orange Box". If you really can't accept me calling it a game do a mental search-and-replace word substitution and move on. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Wahey that came out harsh. Merry Christmas assemblerer and bob! :) "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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When you buy Orange Box, is there one single serial number for all the games or is there a separate serial for every game? I ask this because I already have retail HL2 and EP1 and if there were separate serials I could sell them to someone else. GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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Steam detects that you already have HL2 and Ep1 installed and wraps them up as giftcards so you can send them off to whomever. So basically yes, you can do exactly what you propose. I've given away my HL2, though that ungrateful bastard just don't likes the action shootyshooty. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Ah, cool! Thanks for the info. GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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I agree that I'm a bit biased because I didn't like HL2, and no problem, I won't mind if people will call Orange Box the best box of the year, but calling it GotY is like calling buying The Best Of Eighties compilation and call it the best song ever. I could do a compilation of Crysis, Fallout 2, Photoshop and Sonic 3 and call it the best game ever. I don't celebrate anything, but thanks anyway, and happy whatever. |
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still, it's game of the year. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" � "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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CrysisFallout2PhotoshopSonic3 is the game of the year. |
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You're being silly, surely you can see the difference. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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Orange Box is not a GOTY candidate, but Portal is. All that other shitty shit in the box drags down the whole. Bite your fucking tongue, redneck. TF2 is awesome. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Half-Life 1 and 2 were a few of my favorite games. Why didn't I buy Portal? Well, when a fucking stupid-ass company thinks they've got you in an "Orange Box", what they're really saying is that you're a fucking fanboi POS idiot with too much time and money to give a shit what the next installment is, providing there's an installment. Line up the fanbois, we'll piss on their shoes and eat caviar. "Let them eat cake." |
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Merry Christmas, Captain Bitterness. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I don't acknowledge nor need you, but Merry Christmas anyway. |
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steam sux black cock..... i have race the wtcc game i now also have race the wtcc game with add-on so i have 2 copies of main game and no gift for one of them. it's not automatic. i'll have to contact the cunts!!! come see me..... |
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i want to die |
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THIS HAS TO BE SHOUTED FROM THE ROOFTOPS: EPIC AND MICROSOFT SUCK LITTLE BOYS DICKS!! WHY ? GET THIS: THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS GEARS OF WAR PC DOES NOT SAVE YOUR PROGRESS UNLESS YOU ARE SIGNED IN TO LIVE.COM MY GAMING SETUP DOES NOT HAVE INTERNET. NEVER WILL!! SO THESE DOG CUNTS MADE IT SO YOU EITHER SIGN IN OR YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE WHOLE GAME IN ONE GO, WITHOUT CRASHES - OR START FROM THE BEGINNING EACH FUCKING TIME. NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF MY USUAL WRITTEN POETRY, DO YOU THINK THAT THIS IS ACCEPTABLE FOR A SINGLE PLAYER GAME ? (AND YES IT IS A SINGLE PLAYER GAME) SO IN CONCLUSION FUCK EPIC, MICROSOFT AND YOU!!! God bless America!! PS: I love you all!! |
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ps2: i have foreskin |
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Actually, Gears of War on the PC lets you create an offline profile to save your progress with. Still a bit annoying but hardly cause for going WRITTEN POETRY on their arses. MP3 Of The Week: [Yuletide-themed late message]
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There's (apparently) a bug that deletes savegames every so often, you need to patch GoW to get it fixed. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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where's the offline create profile mode that keeps saves ??? pardon my stupidity. because you are going against the grain. please, prove me wrong. http://www.taxi583.com/assets/images/web_content/gow_profile.jpg ps: this is a deliberate attempt by epic (the fags) and microsoft (the niggers & jews) to make the "games for windows" fraud a controlled environment. wanna play single player pc games ? ok, have internet, and sign in so we can see what you have/do and control the situation. kane and lynch has nearly the same bullshit, but at least it does save. (so far in as far as i played it up to now, not that much....) |
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UT3 wanted gamespy profile and didn't save your progress without logging in, but they've fixed it in the patch. |
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