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Hell Hath Frozen Over... Could it be true? A Duke Nukem Forever teaser from 3DRealms?
December 19th 2007, 16:15 GMT by OmegaFoRCe Long long ago, in a Crap far, far away, there were Crappers making fun of 3DRealms and their seemingly unending development cycle of Duke Nukem Forever. Could the legends of a real video game actually be true? And behold - the word of legend: http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29639 Last Saturday we had our annual company Christmas party. It was a lot of fun as usual but it featured one special surprise. It turns out that several people had been secretly working late nights and into the wee hours of the morning preparing a special video for those at the party. They created a short teaser for Duke Nukem Forever.
After seeing the teaser we thought it was something we should share with all of you and while it's just a teaser, rest assured more is coming. Tomorrow, Wednesday the 19th, around noon CST, we will release the first teaser trailer from Duke Nukem Forever. To tide you over until then, here is a screen shot taken from the teaser. Thank you for being fans of the game and for your continued patience. I'd like to thank the people on the team that worked so hard to create this teaser and the friends of 3DR that helped create it (Jeremy Soule and Julian Soule, Frank Bry, Jason Evigan and of course, Jon St. John). |
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All they have to do to gain fame among the current teenage generation is put boobies in the game. Worked for DN3D, where most of the b00b13z were even in teh shareware version. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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#73 by assemblerer some |
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#74 by Gunp01nt All they have to do to gain fame among the current teenage generation is put boobies in the game. 10 is the new 15. I'm pretty sure they'd love to see some scandals and "games are evil" lawsuits. |
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cutscenes picturing peeing on decapitated aliens shitting "I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
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Oh yeah. I didn't see it myself, but I remember somebody telling me that in one case he just pissed on them. ("Piss on you too, you sonofabitch!") |
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I think assemblerer is overestimating the maturity of the 25-30 demographic. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Blog. 194 lbs. 14 to go. |
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Quite probably. I'm not the most mature individual either. I still liked Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks II. |
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I don't know why they haven't just taken their Daikatana medicine and released the fucking thing, "finished" or not. It's like the world's largest windmill at this point. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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assemblerer (#80): Quite probably. I'm not the most mature individual either. I still liked Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks II. Hey now, those are good movies, especially Clerks II. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Speaking of movies, I finally saw Superbad last night. Not bad. McLovin was the best part. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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ok i'm going to play some delta force xtreme now Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka PAY ATTENTION, YA FUKKAN MORANS. WILL SUCK COCK FOR A Canon EOS-1Ds Mark III. |
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Yo man represent! GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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Font-snobs unite. "I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now."
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*sigh* |
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DNF is finished?! ;-) <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Wow. What's up with this story? |
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A good read, but sounds like fiction. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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The whole process of DNF is fiction. |
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Fun fiction. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I'm actually kinda curious how much of that is fiction and how much of it isn't. |^^^^^^^^^^^^ |||__
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If you check out the other pages in that gallery yotsuya linked, you get the impression George is quite a pervert, snapping pics from random asses and putting them up on a his corporate web and all... GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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And he has awesome cars. GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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Funny story, Charlie. You had me duped up for a shamefully large portion of that. - words and stuff -
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The story needed more flushing toilets on Charlie's head. |
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Its a teaser trailer for internal use that they decided to put out on the web. 'it looks awful', uh huh, yeah that pre render of duke working out isnt great, the snippets of action are overly brief and hard to make out. Could it be a fun game, quite possibly. With WOW offline for maintenance on tuesday and being unable to sleep, I fired up TF2 for the first time. After installing a 8800GT and 2 quiet 120mm fans (the pc is now nearly silent) Sweet merciful jesus thats a lot of fun, played medic 90% of the time (yeah on 2Forts), had a total blast, its like Valve concentrated awesome into neutrino sized doses then injected it directly into my frontal lobe. and like a little crack monkey I was right back at wow when it came back up, but was up early the next morning to get some TF2 in |
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I didn't think the teaser was so bad. If it's something that some of the crew put together for fun, then it's not so bad. If this was a polished fit for promotion trailer, then that would be another story. Funk. -- Is that really Charlie? I thought he was dropping off the 'crap until Duke was finished. |
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A cursory glance over his blog reveals he works for Gearbox now. "I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
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Cheesy beat me to the question previously. Anyway, Charlie, pull up a chair and hang out for a while. Funk. |
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Screw Charlie- YOU should hang out for a while, Funk. |
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It should not be an either/or proposition. |
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They've cut me off at work. That was where the majority of my posting time came from. Mobile IE doesn't let me post from my phone. Sucks to be me. Funk. |
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While you're sitting back at home watching the Knicks (hahaha), pull up a laptop and peruse the crap and post about the days events. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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And put on a hat. |
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I wouldn't talk to Charlie about chairs if I were you. He's had bad experiences... "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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Did we establish whether or not the hat would interfere with headblade-related issues? |
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Hat makes the headblade better. 'strue. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Did I miss something? Who said Weiderhold came back to PC? The post that yot linked was from a third-party site. Was there an IRC visit or something? |
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#87 by Charlie Wiederhold *sigh* GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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I hope you pay closer attention to your briefs than you do PC! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Hey jh0, time's winding down to make your one post of the year. Hop to it. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Didn't he already get his post in this year? I thought somewhere back in the first half of the year... "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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I want more Derek Smart. GET IN THE VAN I GOT CANDY
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Derek Smart. Who's going to complete the summoning? Any game where competence can be measured by the amount of clicks per minute is not a strategy game.
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Derek Smart. But I don't think it works any more. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I keep my briefs on... by day. Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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You just think you want Derek Smart or one Mr. Miller. You don't really. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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All I really, really want for Christmas is for Scott Miller to show up and tell us how "Duke's Fat Burrito" changed the way consumers in Dallas looked at Mexican food. |
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I also bet that if he were connected with this place, the Duke Facial would take on an entirely different meaning. |
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Matt Perkins (#119): You just think you want Derek Smart or one Mr. Miller. You don't really. No one can question my desires, though. I registered a domain in honor of Mr. Smart and his big brain. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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I may not be around much during the holidays, so I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Fucking Christmas...and remember, Santa hates liars. "Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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